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Graphics: Things appear on the screen, so I have to give a one for that.
Style: No style, this is just two short movies that make you realise that you wasted a few seconds of your life.
Sound: I haven't seen the movie, but I assume the music is from the movie, I give you five because you use good music, but you 'stole' it at the same time.
Violence: Oh no! three spears in his stomach!
Interactivity: Wow, I get to click on two different things...
Humor: Not even a smile
Overall 2: Really, I may be no flash artist but even I know when things are crap.
Author's Response:
i know when things are carp
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I don't see how this is good flash artist work. If another author did exactly the same thing as this he/she would get the flash kicked out of newgrounds, for the sheer look of it, let alone the sounds and weird humor.
The only reason this flash has been allowed to sit at the front page is because of the author and his reputation, David.
You don't deserve a good score, you deserve what any other flash artist would have got because of this. A blam.
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This isnt funny, this isnt smart, this isnt even serious. It's weird, so weird that it almost describes you, the flash artist.
In any case i'm giving you an overall of 3.
I give you this score for the simple fact that this is just like any of your other weird peices of work, nothing is new, nothing has changed, nothing looks different.
It's basically the same style of work, only this time you have a different story.
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